Grass & Cloud Fed Unicorn Meat
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$50,000.00
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Grass & Cloud Fed Unicorn Meat
Ethically raised on rolling green pastures and the softest clouds money can’t buy. Our unicorns graze on wildflowers, morning dew, and the occasional rainbow, giving every bite a light, magical finish you won’t find anywhere else.
Hand-selected, sparkle-infused, and locally sourced (just beyond the edge of reality), this is protein reimagined. Notes of sweetness, a hint of stardust, and a texture so tender it practically disappears like your New Year’s resolutions.
Perfect for impressing guests, confusing your in-laws, or finally answering the question: “What do rainbows taste like?”
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Price: $50,000
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